Stop aligning yourselves incorrectly on the keyboard when I am trying to type fast. It is annoying when everything comes out like this: osihfsk asodfhsdfh asdfhasdhfk.
I am FRUSTRATED! Why all the road blocks? I am trying. Doesn't that count? Stop being so annoying.
Dear blog readers,
You are awesome if you are reading this. I am sorry I am being negative today, but it was absolutely horrible (composing this Thursday evening).
Please stop waiting for my keen sense of smell before sharing that I may not want to inhale at that moment. And, I love you.
Please be patient with your crazy mommy.
Dear Lucy (the dog),
You really hurt me when you dug your toenails into my heal. I have a bruise and cut. You will never be aware of this, so I thought I would complain.
Dear next week,
Please be better to me. Please. I am begging you.
I love you. Both of you. I love that I can separate you. I love that each of you challenge me. I love you.
You may be the Best (as in the cheapest) Buy, but you certainly are not the best in anything else. Get with it. Hire some individuals that WANT to work for you and do the BEST at their job. Oh, and maybe someone who is competent to complete a task, like assigning the correct name and address on a mobile account. Give your employees better incentives, I don't know! You need to fix it. I am tired of you. I can't wait until our contract is up! The End.
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